trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?
"I can help"
this means something. right?
[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]
this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
- phantom: hey
- phantom: i just met you
- phantom: and this is crazy
- phantom: but i've been stalking you for years because since the moment i first heard you sing i have needed you with me to serve me to sing for my music so i gave you an excellent vocal training through the walls under the guise of the angel of music and/or your dead father and now that you've become a success overnight i'm really hoping you'll come and live underground with me and we can just fuck and sing all the time because you alone can make my song take flight
- phantom: so call me maybe